2008

The new album is fantastic. Loving it endlessly.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-23)

This app looks pretty badass. I want to play Stairway to...

Sexy Gmail.

This is how I disappear.

Why Quantum Of Solace is a piece of...

I tried. I really fucking tried. Halfway through the hotel scene however I was starting to fall...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-16)

:B

brilliantology: Oh yeah. Let’s dice it out, folks. Tonight we dice it out…IN HELL.

Typodiary, November 9 2008.

WHAT I WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT IF I WERE...

WTF. Kesley Grammer quotes on TimandEric.com. These guys...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-9)

evanwalsh: This game is so pimp. I remember playing it back...

....meh shhleepy

Me: How was Japan, Thom Yorke?
Thom: It was ok. Paranoid Android.
Me: Thom oh Thom, are you guys ever doing a latin american tour, because me needz my radiohead en casa...
Thom: On March next year your dream comes true mate.
Me: Well thank you very much, Thom Yorke. Good night now.
Thom: Anyone can play guitar.

Downtown.

“YES WE DID. NOW LETS GET FUCKING DRUNK IN CELEBRATION. VIVA...”
— My brother. Like five seconds...

(via evanwalsh) You know something is godamn true when...

Yay

Matt: Barack is the new prez kiddo
Gerry: Noooo
Matt: Yeaaaaaah
Gerry: Nuuuuuuuuu
Matt: Yeesssh
(15 MINUTES LATER)
Gerry: So when is Bush Jr. getting the fuck out?

When Mccain wins Muxtape is back with the help of every band of the planet. (i hope for the muxtape...

When Mccain wins same shit and really really REALLY old toilet.

When Mccain wins the jews become christian and christian become thundercats.

When Mccain wins Tumblr turns into Blogger.

When Mccain wins zombies eat your babies…while Palin rules the universe.

When Mccain wins Irak becomes the new Disneyland.

When Mccain wins Jesus says hes gay to the red states.

What happens if Obama loses tonight?

The Internets burst into flames and Google claims the earth. Thor god of thunder crushes Mccain...

JOE THE PLUMBER GETS RECORD DEAL

Part of yesterdays set…

Shot this last night.

Listen

Fiction Fight, Round One.

Gerry: So the Quaker guy walks into a bar right, and he says something really racist out loud
Matt: Is it like a name or the n word...
Gerry: Shut up.
Matt: STFU
Gerry: He says something really fucking racist out loud and Aunt Jemaima comes out of nowhere...
Matt: The Quaker guy. No doubt about it.
Gerry: Prison rules
Matt: .....
Gerry: She wins...its lame to even ask that...

Teen changes legal name to "Captain Fantastic...

bip: Se rompió Tumblr! Jajajaja…es culpa de...

TODAY IS THE BIG DAYI

Lets hope america does the right thing. 

“Fucking vote tomorow. Oh yeah…think about choosing...”
— Matt on his daily podcast....

Sincerely, Knockout!

onemoretimewithfeeling: (via craytonc) I love it....

“The Bachelor is really, really, really the worst sorry ass...”
— Matt while checking his TiVo...

My desktop today.

Today I had this fantastic sandwich. Its salami, with boston...

Lolz.

Fred Durst. The 2008 version. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HAIR!!...

IM GOING TO STOCKHOLM FOR THE FIRST TIME

Any word of advice? Any good places to visit? Im clueless people. Help me out here.

BLEH

I just bought Aperture. Its a fine piece of software…yet I feel like its…incomplete?

Listen

Coldplay live at their free show in New York at the MSG.

Ooooook? What The Fuck? Grant Morrison just killed Batman....

Via Andy Gilmore

“knockout!” Is a tumblelog written and designed by a...”
— Matt (describing my...

Just Watched Batman, Gotham Knight. Its pretty fucking...

Yay. The July issue is out.

“Myself” by me damn it.

fuck! I mean look at that! Its been downloading smoothly and...

knockout and his amazing mexican food products. Issue One.

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes....”
— Dr. Seuss (via...

Listen

21, The Abridged Script

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad...”
— Groucho Marx

via adult swim

Going to watch Dark Knight? Go prepared,...

Im not saying you geek out on me but if you plan to watch El “Dark Knight” you might...

DO WANT. via Threadless TShirts

Style Fun.

summerjets: I have created a time sensitive Style sheet script for my blog. There are now two...

RADIOHEAD IS AWSOME.

Its a fact. Google it you fucks. Im so sick about people bitching about how they dont play Creep...

Desktop this week.

Reblog this.

Listen

Yeah. 

Are these Matt Fraction and Ed Brubaker on the...

Zombie Meme!

Fact of the day

An Open Letter To Orcas

This right here is fucking great, found it here AN OPEN LETTER TO ORCAS. March 21, 2006 Orcas, You...

Holy Fucking shit. Earth Worm Jim. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

knockout! Recommends.

Every now and then. The little voice inside my head tells me to share the joy of what Im watching,...

Yay! Two……? evanwalsh: I’m pretty sure that this...

Jesus Christ! by Nozzman

Self Portrair. Fatoe.

Blue Santo. Mik Gaspay.

Kanye West is a bitch...again. Also, he types...

Listen

I AM REALLY PISSED OFF. FUCKING BOOTCAMP IS...

Bumper Sticker of the Day.

knockout and his amazing imaginary friends. Issue Four....

knockout and his amazing imaginary friends. Issue number...

One helluva a graphic novel. Im reading it once again. The...

Dear Tumblr The Tumblet is fucking horrible, I mean…guys…what the fuck… you could...

knockout and his amazing friends. Issue number two.

Yes i do follow people with big tits. Yes even man breasts...

TUMBLR WRS: Episode IV

Click and Listen. Its El “Volume One”.

News 19 - Breaking News - St. Petersburg, FL...

I’m Back. My tribute to the work of Lord Satan is...

Meh...back. Again.

I’m back again. I was abstent because of my new project “Re-Dubbed” showing in...

Dear "topherchris sucks"

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...

My tribute to the font of fonts. Jesus wrote in Helvetica....

Uh---WTF?

Some really weird (yet cool) voicemails have arrived to my Odeo inbox. I’ll put the winnah on...

Leave me a voicemail!!! NOW!!!!

“If someone is following you, the least you can do is follow...”
— Matt on drugs

FINALLY! I might stop making fun of Garfield Minus Garfield...

topherchris: Garfield minus Garfield minus Jon Arbuckle...

Garfield Minus Garfield minus Jon Abruckle plus Lenin and...

Listen

Top Five Vampire Movies Ever

So, some new guy in the office said the sun hurts his eyes. Instead of thinking about his posible...

(laugh)

Garfield Minus Garfield minus Jon Abruckle plus a bottle...

OMFG...I need a re-design.

Well earlier today while looking at some old Mr. T music videos, i also posted my now world famous...

Garfield Minus Garfield minus Jon plus Satan and a text-talk...

“My brother has ADD, this is pretty ironic since he drives a...”
— Zach Galifianakis

(laugh)

WTF? (Remember kids, chatrooms are bad)

JesusRocks: the video skin can't just be me!
Magick: e/lwqkfjlawegebn
RockmeAmadeus: ya it its
RockmeAmadeus: well i think its only you...
underling: i agree with magick
Egochek: when you screamed that I could literally hear your accent
underling: e/lwqkfjlawegebn indeed
Aria: i'm going to learn how to do handstands!
RockmeAmadeus: YAYNESS
Magick: WHERE ARE MY BOOBS
JesusRocks: ¬_¬
RockmeAmadeus: ---------------------------> DUH!
Aria: CHECK UR SHIRT
Egochek: Magick has small boobies

Sir Ian McKellen returns as Gandalf in The...

topherchris: Garfield minus Garfield and Jon Arbuckle ...

Hells yeah

riotrepublic: ENOUGH WITH GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD. Radar THAT.   AMEN! (I love this woman)

Gretsch White Falcon (I want this little fucker).

“The future is uncertain and the end is always near.”
— Jim Morrison

Oh Green…ness by me

Chippy by Tim and Eric (If this doesn’t put me on the...

You won't like me when im angry...