March 2008
59 posts
Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield
cliché
cli·ché [klee-shey, kli] -noun a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or strong as an ox.
February 2008
30 posts
“Funny. You like samurai swords, I like baseball.”
– Hattori Hanzo
hunting for witches by Bloc Party
gustatory
gus·ta·to·ry {guhs-tuh-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee} -adjective of or pertaining to taste or tasting.
“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
– Frank from Donnie Darko
Its the metric system....
Vincent: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
Jules: That's some fucked up shit.
Ride by The Vines
transmute
trans·mute {trans-myoot} -verb to change from one nature, substance, form, or condition into another; transform.
“Batman. Darling.”
– The Joker
Broken Boy Soldier by The Raconteurs
spoonerism
spoon.er.ism {spoo-nuh-riz-uh m} the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident, as in a blushing crow for a crushing blow
“God is dead…right?”
– Todd Grey
WatchThe Meth Minute 39- 20. Space Cowboy on Mars Probably one of the funniest episodes on MM39, I fucking love Dan Meth (and the music on the intro).
The Fallen by Franz Ferdinand
This is IM...(baby)
Gerry: Sup
Trey: Suppp
Gerry: Wazaaa
Trey: Yooooo! Wsup!!!
Gerry: Yooooooooo! Supppaaah!
Trey: Did you just wrote..."supper"?
Gerry: Yeah...im calling you to dinner...
Trey: Go...Red Sox! w00t!
Gerry: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAZASUUUP!
Trey: WazzzzzaAAAAAP!
Gerry: ...
Gerry: We really gotta stop doing this...
Solicitous
so·lic·i·tous suh-LIS-uh-tuhs -adjective Manifesting or expressing care or concern.
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
– Groucho Marx
Truck by The Octopus Project
Palindrome
pal-in-drome [PAL-in-drohm]-noun A word, phrase, sentence, or verse that reads the same backward or forward.Palindrome: comes from Greek palindromos, literally “running back (again),” from palin, “back, again” + dromos, “running.”
Your daddy is mean (Hiro's...yeah)
Hiro: Why are you protecting him?
Peter: Adam is my friend.
Hiro: He was my friend too, 400 years ago. He betrayed me. He willl betray you.
Peter: No! He saved my brother’s life.
Hiro: He murdered my father!
Peter: Your father had him locked away for 30 years. I know. I was in that same prison.
“People lie. People sin, including Jews.”
– Dr. House
Pure Imagination by Smoking Popes
Imagination
im-ag-i-na-tion [i-maj-uh-ney-shuhn] -noun the faculty of imagining, or of forming mental images or concepts of what is not actually present to the senses. the action or process of forming such images or concepts.
WatchJust testing to see size and resolution of my upcoming video-posts…
