Leave me a voicemail!!! NOW!!!! →
Leave knockout a voice-message now. If you do he promises to include it on his soon to be posted brand new spanking “podcast”. The funniest recording will recieve a special prize. The subject of your message must be “fried chicken” and in your recording you must include the word “Chicken” and the phrase “Tumblr makes me dizzy”.
If someone is following you, the least you can do is follow them back....– Matt on drugs
Bones by The Killers
Top Five Vampire Movies Ever
So, some new guy in the office said the sun hurts his eyes. Instead of thinking about his posible eye-sight issues I belive he is a vampire, so I start watching every fucking vampire flick I can think of…and I come across the best five titles of the genre. Enjoy, re-blog and disagree. 5. Shadow Of the Vampire The film is set in 1922. German director F.W. Murnau takes his Berlin-based cast...
OMFG...I need a re-design.
Well earlier today while looking at some old Mr. T music videos, i also posted my now world famous Garfield Minus Garfield minus Jon plus Satan and a text-talk expresion photo and my current template (jokes about dicks ahead) SHRINKED IT. And boy am I pissed. I am in desperate need of a nice, clean, simple design to which I can add my fucking retarded simple header and maybe some graphics or HTML...
My brother has ADD, this is pretty ironic since he drives a Ford Focus, I told...– Zach Galifianakis
WTF? (Remember kids, chatrooms are bad)
JesusRocks: the video skin can't just be me!
RockmeAmadeus: ya it its
RockmeAmadeus: well i think its only you...
underling: i agree with magick
Egochek: when you screamed that I could literally hear your accent
underling: e/lwqkfjlawegebn indeed
Aria: i'm going to learn how to do handstands!
Magick: WHERE ARE MY BOOBS
RockmeAmadeus: ---------------------------> DUH!
Aria: CHECK UR SHIRT
Egochek: Magick has small boobies
Sir Ian McKellen returns as Gandalf in The Hobbit →
And I care because I’m a big fat sissy fangirldude. Yeah(Fandude? Is that shit even correct? Let’s hope it catches on).
riotrepublic: ENOUGH WITH GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD. Radar THAT. AMEN! (I love this woman)
The future is uncertain and the end is always near.– Jim Morrison
The Space Cowboy is back.
You won't like me when im angry...
Gerry: No drinks tonight?
Gerry: wth? Why?
Matt: Im just enjoying my privacy
Gerry: You suck.
Matt: Dude I just need some ME time. People kinda piss me off right now. I just wanna be left alone.
Gerry: You serious?
Gerry: You know who also enjoyed his privacy? The Hulk.
Matt: Well duh, he had some weird double personality disorder that made him transform into a green giant freak.
Matt: Point taken. Im sooooo leaving my house right now.
“Zero Punctuation” reviews Guitar Hero 3, funniest thing ever…since Steven Segal’s last attempt to act.
The 10 Products Only Douchebags Buy →
I could not agree more. Really. Ok I disagree on the Axe thing…kill me now. Common, I dare you, I double dare you mother f@$5er! (I am bored)
Around The World-Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...
MakeaMIXA...undigital your digital →
Best gift for the old-fashioned/cool/drunk-ass/uncle or friends this year. Im really into cassetes (for some reason) so im getting about 600 of these.
I’m the master of low expectations… I’m also not very...– George W. Bush (OMFG…Jesus H. Christ…why…oh…why)
Zero One: Hiroya Oku's unfinished manga... →
Probably one of the best manga i’ve read in a long time. Zero One tells the story of a boy in the future and the “MBZ”fighting video game. The narration style and art of Hiroya is amazing as always. Hiroya is known mostly for his bi-weekly (ongoing) manga: Gantz However ZeroOne (which was canceled due to low sucess) is one hell of a story, too bad Hiroya stopped it, he builds up...
vin·tage [vin-tij] -noun the wine from a particular harvest or crop. old-fashioned or obsolete
My boss is one hell of a jackass! The GUY ACTUALLY HAS A MINIGOLF COURSE…ON HIS...– knockout! (me) on workgrrs
Read My Mind by The Killers
I got my lazy ass out off bed early for the first time in…weeks. I went downstairs and had a bowl of Rice Krispis with some fruit and aprox three glasses of mango juice, then i had some whisky…(you can’t be healthy all the time). I sat down and played my guitar for a few minutes as I wrote the finishing touches on my newest script and the took a looooooong shower. I got my...
Its been a while since i last wrote anything on KO! This because i was drowning in work everyday since the last two weeks, im back now, ill be sure to post some more great quotes, clips, words and…stuff. At the moment im working on two scripts, one is for personal work I intend to do this…week, ill start working on some drafts and maybe film it by the end of next week, for my other...
One thousand years from now there’ll be no guys and no girls, just...– Renton
California Waiting by Kings of Leon
Yet another word of jesus's advice
Hacking your iPhone is useless, remember, Apple creates a new firmware every five seconds.
A Well Respected Man by The Kinks