March 2008
59 posts
No friggin way
Jesus, biker action figure
“When I die, just keep playing the records.”
– Jimi Hendrix
Aderall is...bad.
Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno: Oh, well, I could sell you some of my Aderall, if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks, I'm off pills.
Juno: That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who, like, had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Roar! I am a Kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Never Met a Girl like You Before by Iggy Pop
amanuensis
a·man·u·en·sis [uh-man-yoo-en-sis] a person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another; secretary.
“My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the hot one...”
– Juno McGuff
Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield
cliché
cli·ché [klee-shey, kli] -noun a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or strong as an ox.
February 2008
30 posts
“Funny. You like samurai swords, I like baseball.”
– Hattori Hanzo
hunting for witches by Bloc Party
gustatory
gus·ta·to·ry {guhs-tuh-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee} -adjective of or pertaining to taste or tasting.
“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
– Frank from Donnie Darko
Its the metric system....
Vincent: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
Jules: That's some fucked up shit.
Ride by The Vines
transmute
trans·mute {trans-myoot} -verb to change from one nature, substance, form, or condition into another; transform.
